05 Wednesday 05th August 2015
The Western world has given us a lot. The Renaissance, penicillin, and George Foreman Grills to name but a few. Yet those milestones are mere cultural ephemera compared to this latest colossus of vision and design. I'm talking about a pornographic One Direction fanzine dedicate to ex-member Zayn Malik, in which he fondles his boner in a pair of Calvins before sticking it in a Fleshlight. A Fleshlight is a tube lined with latex that you put your penis inside and go in out in out to simulate the feeling of actual sex, in case you were wondering.
Solo is the creation of Zain Curtis, and will feature Zayn embarking on a solo career focusing not on music, but on jockstraps, masturbation and water sports. Feel free to pre-order it here. And if you're wondering why there aren't more images, I'm afraid these are the only two available.
Thanks (I guess) BULLETT.
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