DICKHEADS OF THE DAY

Dickheads Of The Day
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DICKHEADS OF THE DAY



Written by Al Raz
08 Thursday 08th August 2013
There's always got to be one that spoils it hasn't there? I was made aware of this company a while back and I've been waiting for the right moment to vent about it. This is PUA which stands for Pick Up Artists. They're essentially a pulling agency based in Brighton who offer a service on how to pull young poor female ladies. They apparently teach their pupils the "secrets of seduction and offer life-changing courses." 
 
Some of the things I've seen on the website are just ridiculous. Lines like "how does a date with a different hot woman every week sound? We can teach you and you could double this within a year!" What they gunna give you some kind of playa pills or a line of pimp powder or something?
 
They offer a range of pulling courses such as:
-  1 Day Intense Bootcamp 
-  Pure Night Game Bootcamp (£200) I MEAN WTF SERIOUSLY. THIS IS LITERALLY JUST A NIGHT OUT!
 - 1 on 1 coaching
-  And even a PUA Holiday Bootcamp (£850) %%!!*%
 
 
Of course some of these 'courses' are about confidence boosting and building self-esteem, which is great but the main body of it is shockingly sexist, arrogant, fake and just in awful, awful taste. These guys are basically preying on weak and lonely men, charging them a bomb and then taking them on a night out where I'm assuming they'll coax drunk girls into hooking up with their poor client and making them feel like they've really got their money's worth.
 
I've never seen a site quite as manipulative and amateur as this, and what makes it worse /better is that they've got promo videos too! I watched one and it's the kind of thing you'd seen on a funny Vine video or Browncardigan. It gets even worse, because they've filmed parts of their nights which looks like the camera has been hidden making it really rapey and illegal feeling. I hate to be seen as shallow as these guys but the presenter isn't exactly a looker himself. He looks like a mixture of Rylan and a really annoying European house DJ named mixed into one. 
 
It's just some desperate guys who are good at pulling low self-esteem girls in Oceana and have made it into a not so successful or impressive business. But check it out for yourselves to get a better understanding of the damage.  
 
 
This is pure comedy.

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