KEEP YOUR LATE LOVER'S ASHES IN THE DILDO URN

Keep Your Late Lover's Ashes In The Dildo Urn
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KEEP YOUR LATE LOVER'S ASHES IN THE DILDO URN



Written by Jack Blocker
28 Tuesday 28th April 2015

Great news people of earth, you will soon be able to store the ashes of the deceased in a transparent dildo. The receptacle is the brainchild or an artist called Mark Sturkenboom, whose creativity is only matched by his ability to stoke the flames of online perversion.

Ewwwwwww.

He says; "21 Grams is a memory-box that allows a widow to go back to the intimate memories of a lost beloved one." To you and me, that pretty much means, "get fucked by your man even after you've cremated him in a big oven."

Although Mark has a few pictures of the thing, I can guarantee that the the 21 Grams dildo won't be coming to an Anne Summers near you. But if you really want one of these hidden under your pillow, contact him on his website.

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