'TWERKING' ADDED TO OXFORD DICTIONARY

'Twerking' Added To Oxford Dictionary
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'TWERKING' ADDED TO OXFORD DICTIONARY



Written by Al Raz
28 Wednesday 28th August 2013
Today is a sad day for Earth, because the word 'twerking' has today been added to the Oxford English Dictionary. I don't mind the odd twerk in a club when no one's watching, but I would never want that stuff to be official. It's like the dictionary is a popular nightclub and the bouncers are letting in all the dickheads making the club shit, you know what I mean? Other stupid words that have been added to the dictionary include:
 
Dappy - silly, disorganised or lacking concentration
Girl crush - An intense and typically non-sexual admiration felt by one girl for another
Selfie - Pouty self-portrait typically taken with a smartphone
Vom - To be sick
 
I didn't think up those definitions by the way. Here is a lady in a supermarket twerking in various isles of a supermarket to mark the official status of the twerk. 
 

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