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WHAT DOES YOUR GLITTER PREFERENCE SAY ABOUT YOU?

What Does Your Glitter Preference Say About You?
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WHAT DOES YOUR GLITTER PREFERENCE SAY ABOUT YOU?


Written by Oscar Henson
11 Tuesday 11th July 2017

All students, party-goers, festival-lovers and legends amongst us will undoubtedly be familiar with the global hysteria surrounding glitter.

With festival season now upon us, you're more than likely to have a close encounter with the small stuff at some point. But what does your glitter preferance say about you?

 

 

Glitter preference: Tasteful

Personality type: Narcissistic 

You're keen to look fun, but far too self-important to risk your rep with anything too zany. Unfortunately for you a tasteful glitter job can't cover up a shite personality. 

 

 

Glitter preference: Full body

Personality type: Low IQ

This shit will literally be all over you and your belongings for years to come, what are you doing? There's no way you're coming in the car like that.

 

 

Glitter preference: Cock-on-face 

Personality type: Wreckhead

You've passed out and ended up with a massive glitter cock on your forehead. You and all of your mates are sesh goblins. Congrats, you win nothing. 

 

 

Glitter preference: Abstainer

Personality type: Self-righteous

Glitter is stupid. It looks dumb and gets absolutely everywhere - especially our oceans, where 8 million tonnes of the stuff gets dumped every day. That's one rubbish truck of micro-plastics every minute, which kills fish and never, ever goes away. Just stop. Please.

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