MEAN GIRL TURNED CRACK WHORE

Mean Girl Turned Crack Whore
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MEAN GIRL TURNED CRACK WHORE



Written by Hannah Grantz
27 Monday 27th September 2010
Back when Lindsay Lohan sang these Rumors lyrics in 2004 her biggest fear was someone catching her sneaking through the drive-thru at an LA McDonalds: “Why can't they back up off me/ Why can't they let me live/ I'm gonna do it my way/ Take this for just what it is”. Now she’s more in the neighbourhood of shooting heroin, dancing on bar tops, hanging over Samantha Ronson, and drunk driving. Too bad this life change isn’t working out too well for her, though. The one time glamorous and put together actress/popstar has only been captured recently in mug shots and on light jogs in an out of her most frequented residences – prison and rehab.
 
 
Since first attending AA meetings at the age of 20, Lindsay’s been on the downward spiral ever since. The-Parent-Trap-ginger-headed-child-star has been able to keep her hot mess image concealed fairly well up until now, after once being the face of Dooney & Bourke, Jill Stuart and Miu Miu. But now she might be better suited for the cover of Dog Fancy or perhaps an anti smoking/drug/addiction/rage advertisement headed “Don’t let this happen to you”.
 
After being released early on bail from her second jail sentence since 20 July, both for violating probation and failed drug tests, Lindsay visited with homeless teenagers at the Dream Center in LA yesterday. Hopefully the teens were more of an inspiration to Lindsay than she was to them. After all, I’d say she’s has more problems than even the most homeless of the homeless. Poor LiLo, as delusional as she is, tweeting after just getting out of rehab and failing her “random” but scheduled drug test less than two weeks ago, “Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.”
 
 
If? Pretty sure she wasn’t going to be able to slide past that one. So back to jail she went. And back to rehab she’ll go. Maybe one of these days her multiple slaps on the wrist will keep her from getting photographed passed out in the back seat of cars. Maybe even keep the needles out of her arms, or, best-case scenario, she’ll realize her lips definitely can’t handle any more collagen.
 
Good luck, Lindsay. 

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