MISS TRAVEL - A REALLY NICE TIME OR JUST PLAIN ESCORTING?

Miss Travel - A Really Nice Time Or Just Plain Escorting?
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MISS TRAVEL - A REALLY NICE TIME OR JUST PLAIN ESCORTING?



Written by Al Raz
07 Monday 07th October 2013
Here at Don't Panic we love a good dating website, and I've found a right number for you today. Well, it's not really a dating website and more of a escort abroad/friendly sex ring kind of website.
 
Miss Travel is a website that connects professional men who like to travel with attractive females who also want to travel but don't want to pay for it. It's the pervy rich man vs the girl with a low top and low morals. Never has there been such a coming together of the two parties until now. This is pretty much an escort abroad website but they've glossed it all up to look like more of an independent laydiessss seeing the world kind of gig. Here's the ad:
 
 
Click on the 'generous members' and you'll find a reel of men mostly either from Texas into real estate, or guys from Dubai who 'prefer not to say'. You can see their photo, occupation, net worth and income so the girls can see how big of a fish they've caught. I noticed quite a few of them also have children which means a percentage of these guys are probably still married, which is always nice. The guys list where they want to travel and that's how they find their partner.
 
Click on the 'attractive members' (which confirms the website runners also agree that the other half are fugly pervies) and you'll see a list of made up part-time models who would JUST LOVE to go to Costa Rica with you, as long as you're paying. Most of them don't list their income or occupation but they make up for it in selfies and their 'about me' section. They list where they'd like to visit and then are set up with a matching man.
 
They meet up, they go holiday, other things happen and the damage is done. The girl returns home with a free holiday, a nice tan and a suspected case of extreme low self-worth and possible herpes. Still, the view was nice. 
 

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