HICK

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HICK



Written by Robert Foster
09 Tuesday 09th April 2013

It's a pity that Chloe Moretz will probably grow up to be a humourless, smug douche like Natalie Portman. Did you hear Natalie Portman made everyone at her wedding eat vegan food? I don't care if she did take the piss out of herself on Saturday Night Live, that kind of move denotes someone who hates fun and wants everyone to know what a special snowflake she is.

It does seem inevitable that Chloe goes down the Harvard/over-education/politically active/eventual Oscar route of a child actress with her shit together. One thing's for sure, she definitely won't end up like Lindsay (her latest mugshot is probably the best yet - can you say "hot mess"?) because Lindsay's definitely an intellectual lightweight, she never did any serious roles as a kid because she wasn't smart enough for them, but Chloe is already playing murderous, ennui-suffering Lolita types and sailing close to 'dealing with issues' in her films.

Hick looks great, doesn't it? It's out on the 17th of June.

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