THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES

The Place Beyond The Pines
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THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES



Written by Joe Grant
12 Friday 12th April 2013

Remember when we gave you some pictures of Ryan Gosling looking smouldering in The Place Beyond The Pines? We sent someone to see the movie too. We're the full package, aren't we? It's opening today, and it's not bad, have a watch and a read:

Didn't Ryan Gosling just play a stunt driver? The Place Beyond The Drive has bikes instead of cars, but he still acts cool by staring out the window, not saying much and chain smoking. He's got lots of white trash tattoos and wears moth eaten t-shirts inside out but somehow pulls Eva Mendez (actually his body is a-mazing) who works in the inevitable diner while her mum looks after the baby Ryan fathered last time the circus was in town. He rides the Wall of Death but gives it all up to be near the baby who is not remotely Hispanic looking.

If you liked Blue Valentine and would like to see what would happen if the kids of the people who shot each other in Copland smoked weed together, watch this. The whole thing looks like William Eggleston's photos of washed out rural suburbia populated by a lot of very sexy people.


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