BACON FLAVOURED LUBE PROSPERS AS SOCIETY CRUMBLES

Bacon Flavoured Lube Prospers As Society Crumbles
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BACON FLAVOURED LUBE PROSPERS AS SOCIETY CRUMBLES



Written by Jack Blocker
01 Monday 01st September 2014

A butterfly has again beat its wings in some perverse vector of time, and now another novelty lubricant has been shat in our laps by forces beyond our control. First there was marijuana lubricant. Now there's bacon lubricant. Good work.

If you're genitals have been lacking that salty kick then you're in luck. Here you go guys, rub it on your girl's vagina and chow down like Ron Swanson at Elvis' buffet birthday dinner. You deserve it.

Boink N' Oink Bacon Lube. Bollocks to it. Bollocks to everything.

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