If you're eager to get hammered and feign parental responsibility, then this is the product for you. For some reason, many people think new parents can't be alcoholics - that comes later - so a guy called Simon Philion has invented The Cool Baby.
The product looks like a regular Baby Bjorn carrier, but the contents of said carrier are what really give it a kick. The doll sitting inside has a hollow torso, in which you insert a special bottle containing your beverage of choice. Strap this bad boy on and your drinking in public without any hassle. Just don't let anyone get too close, or I'm assuming appropriate legislators will invent a new charge to level against you - so heinous and perverted is your act.
Drinking beer out of a plastic baby's body. You sick, brilliant fuck.
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