Sometimes I catch myself in the mirror and think, 'damn son, looking TOO skinny. You trying to fall between the floorboards?' Luckily, a company has created a remedy for the painfully slim and healthy like myself. The Hot Chips Company, based in western Australia, have come up with a vending machine that spits out piping hot french fries. Hopefully, in a beautiful deep-fried future, we can all eat fries without having to walk more than five feet from our desk.
CEO Peter Malone told ABC Rural (excellent) said the machines would be distributed nationally by Christmas. Apparently Belgium and Dubai already have similar machines. Will the UK follow suit? Probably not, what with that whole obesity crisis thing. Bummer.
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