As a bartender, I know that bartenders are self-regarding, churlish scum. Occasionally we look like pirates (I once wore an eyepatch for two weeks on account of a case of pink eye), sometimes like premium rent boys, and sometimes like fat, ageing mobsters. All of this without any apparent self awareness.
Still, you're going to need us until you give up your need for fruity drinks. Delicious fruity drinks like The Breakfast Martini (the third best martini), made here by inventor and charming old man, Salvatore Calabrese.
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