Sometimes I worry my internal organs could feature as the warning on a packet of Golden Virginia. Thanks to a solid decade of booze and tabs, I'm sure my lungs are a dessicated husk of wasted muscle and my arteries resemble aged chorizo. Recently, I decided to make a change.
Now that any attractive female can pay £80 for an online correspondence course in 'Wellness', YouTube is rife with basic white women making vlogs about nutrition, hot yoga, #AvoToast, DIY colonics, and kale juice. This means a pleb with a rotting windpipe, doughy physique, or an altogether repellent personality can go some way to bettering themselves by simply hitting 'subscribe'.
At the moment, my fave wellness coach/lifestyle guide is Healthy Hattie. I love her *mwah*! While she might not be as famous as Madeleine Shaw or Calgary Avansino, she's easily as unhinged as Gwyneth Paltrow, so throw your doubts on the biodynamic compost heap and subscribe now!
Check out her latest vlog below and #EatNourishGlow.
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