13 Wednesday 13th May 2015
Unfortunately for us Euros, we won't be able to order an £18 pizza using only an emoji, at least not yet. That privileged method will be reserved for our American friends, who can now power their way to type-2 diabetes without even having to use words.
Domino's America is giving their customers the opportunity to order a pie using only a pizza emoji.
This could be yours. And fast!
First you have to register on the website and state your go-to toppings, but after that you're on easy street. Maybe if you give the delivery guy a good tip he'll chew it up and spit it in your mouth too.
Fellow Brits, don't fret. I'm sure we'll be offered the service soon. Peace of mind for those who are often too stoned to make words happen from their mouths.
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