30 Wednesday 30th July 2014
Reebok has gone where no sports brand has gone before by launching a line of delicious bacon. The bacon is supposedly a tie-in with the 2014 Reebok Crossfit Games. For the uninitiated, Crossfit is an effective form of exercise than combines lifting, aerobic and anaerobic forms of training.
However, Crossfit has also developed a cultish following, possibly because having a stranger's balls in your face during unconventional group exercises can only be justified by the notion you're part of something larger than your (possibly sexually confused) self. It's the same reason undergrads fellate other men to enter fraternities in American colleges.
Now back to the bacon. Reebok say it's free from any nasty additives, which means it's fit for a typical crossfitter's Paleo diet (eating like a rich caveman). For more infor check out the Reebok website.
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