SCENES OF A LIFE, HELD IN A CHEETO

Scenes Of A Life, Held In A Cheeto
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SCENES OF A LIFE, HELD IN A CHEETO



Written by Jack Blocker
29 Tuesday 29th July 2014

cheesecurlsofinstagram depicts scenes of a life through the cheesy-snack medium. While the poses are funny at first site, they really take on a new life through the pictures' descriptions.

"By Means of Natural Selection, Life has Flourished in the Evolutionary History of Primates and the Emergence of Homo Sapiens as a Distinct Species of Hominids."

"After Urinating on their Subordinates to Assert Dominance, these Two Monkeys Give Each Other a High Five."

"In an Adult Film, Peter North Takes his Role as a French Professor Seriously by Wearing a Beret While Performing in a Scene with a "Failing Female Student Earning Extra Credit", and after he Finishes, he Points to the Director Because he Knows he Nailed it."

"18 Weeks into the Gestational Age, this Fetus has Developed More Muscle and Bones have Begun to Harden, However, his Mother Will not Feel Fluttering in her Lower Abdomen for Another Couple Weeks."

"The Firing of This Unique Incendiary Round Proves That This Antique Colt 45, with Heavy Patina, is Still in Working Order."

"Interpreter and Guide for The Lewis and Clark Expedition, Sacajawea Nods Her Head as She Holds Her Baby, Jean Baptiste Charbonneau."

"Australian Cowboy, Jamie Manning, Breaks the World Record by Riding this Mechanical Bull for 2 Minutes, 4.49 Seconds."

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