21 Tuesday 21st July 2015
"The technology is there, and the people calling the shots at New Glarus Brewing Co. are long past the point of caring what you think."
It's a pretty accurate piss-take of the arrogance of craft breweries, who will happily flog a £6 espresso stout at a pub in London, despite the fact it was brewed five minutes down the road and tastes like Fairy Liquid.
While something as absurd as a hot sauce beer may be good satirising the craft beer industry, surely it could never become a reality? Right? RIGHT!?
WRONG. IT ALREADY WAS.
The Rogue brewing company (from Portland, obviously) has managed to pull this monstrosity from the bowels of their quirky mash-tun.
A Sriracha Stout. Sriracha. Stout.
May God have mercy on us all.
If you happen to be in the area you can order from their site. Although maybe you should take a long look in the mirror first.
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