Back when I was a gross student, me and my pals toyed with the idea of attempting a 'strike-out'. It involved taking a hit of a bong, holding in the smoke, downing a shot of tequila, then letting out the smoke. It seems really stupid in hindsight, but then in many ways so does the entirety of university.
Amazingly, these ideas remain with some people after the age of 21, if this product is anything to go by. The Knockout is an attachment that fits to the top of a beer bottle, which turns it into a strawpeedo-cum-bong thing. The explanatory video is a real treat, as it's narrated by a guy who sounds like he masturbates to UFC highlights.
While it looks like a good time, actually purchasing it might cause the sound of you hitting rock bottom to emanate around the neighbourhood.
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