27 Wednesday 27th May 2015
Somewhere, deep down, a small part of you wishes it was able to store keys between rolls of fat on your body. If you can find that part of you and want to let it sing, then hop on a plane to Australia because the Pizza Huts over there are dishing up this monstrosity:
I don't know what Four 'N Twenty is, but they've collaborated with the famous pizza chain to launch a full scale assault on the arteries of Australia. The crust is made of meat pies and the pizza is covered in meat.
See you south of the Equator.
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