THE PORTABLE PIZZA POUCH

The Portable Pizza Pouch
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THE PORTABLE PIZZA POUCH



Written by Jack Blocker
01 Thursday 01st October 2015

You know how it is. You're running after the bus, double-fisting two slices of XL pepperoni as you sprint down the street. When you go to reach for the ticket in your pocket, you inavertantly stuff that extra pie into your pants. It's unpleasant, but it's the price you pay for eating two slices on the go. Which is definitely what everyone does.

Well my friend, your life is about to change. Introducing the Portable Pizza Pouch. Never again will you fill your pockets with pizza when you reach for your wallet. Never again will a phone call go unanswered thanks to a surplus sausage and cheese. Never again will your probation officer get marinara on his hand when you attend your weekly meeting.

And yes, this does actually exist. Buy it here.

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