ABZ FROM FIVE IS SELLING HIS BRIT AWARD ON EBAY!

Abz From Five Is Selling His Brit Award On eBay!
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ABZ FROM FIVE IS SELLING HIS BRIT AWARD ON EBAY!



Written by Jack Blocker
08 Tuesday 08th September 2015

5ive won the BRIT Award for best newcomer pop act back in 2000. Abz, who I think is the guy in the back row, second from right, obviously doesn't cherish the award as he should, because he's selling it on eBay. I would usually cop, but the bidding has already reached £5,000! Kudos Abz, the death-head of bankruptcy grins at you no more. For now.

Abz - star of Abz on the Farm, The Big Reunion and CBB12 - seems to also have a GSOH, if the listing is anything to go by:

"You are viewing one real deal Brit award for newcomer best pop act 2000 awarded to Abs ex Five rapper, star of hit BBC2 show ‘Abz on the Farm’, Big Reunion and runner up CBB12.

No more awkward silences when people come over to your house!! This is a real conversation piece even if you didn't win it! Guaranteed 100% real.

Take advantage of my poverty and grab this rare opportunity to own a bit of pop history!! 

Good condition,light scratching (to be expected for age), one previous owner from new. 

Selling to fund a delivery of topsoil and maybe some garden tools.

Has been dropped and knocked a few times and is currently being used as a door stop.

NO RESERVE and 99p start!!"

Has been held by Jason Statham although I can not prove this.

Happy bidding

Now that we're on the subject of 5IVE, this tune is still a banger:

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