DJ HENNESSY YOUNGMAN

DJ Hennessy Youngman
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DJ HENNESSY YOUNGMAN



Written by Jack Blocker
19 Friday 19th April 2013

"CVS BANGERS IS THE AUDIOSCAPE FOR WHEN YOU'RE BUYING TAMPONS OR A 12 PACK OF CONDOMS, A SAMPLING OF THOSE MAGIC TUNES THAT PLAY WHEN YOU'RE CONTEMPLATING HOW RIDICULOUS YOU WOULD LOOK CARRYING 24 ROLLS OF TIOLET PAPER ON THE TRAIN, THOSE BITTERSWEET TUNES OF YESTERYEAR THAT SKIP THROUGH YOUR MIND AS YOU READ THE NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION ON THE BACK OF A BOX OF FROZEN PIZZA AND OPT FOR A PINT OF ICE CREAM INSTEAD, THOSE SPECIAL DITTIES THAT ACCOMPANY YOUR SMASHING THE BAR CODE OF A CAN OF RED BULL AGAINST THE SCANNER OF BROKEN SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE. CVS BANGERS IS COMMERCE ITSELF, AND COMMERCE, MY FACELESS INTERNET FRIENDS, IS BEAUTIFUL".

This is a great party mix, especially if the theme is divorced father or Michael Bolton:

“I Wanna Know What Love Is,” Foreigner
“Where Have All the Cowboys Gone,” Paula Cole
“(I Just) Died in Your Arms Tonight,” Cutting Crew
“I Love You Always Forever,” Donna Lewis
“Oh Sherry,” Steve Perry
“Lady in Red,” Chris de Burgh
“Islands in the Stream,” Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
“It Must Have Been Love,” Roxette
“These Dreams,” Heart

Hennessy Youngman has also been gaining a serious following as an art critic, and here he is opining on 'puerile shit-head' Damien Hurst/Bono:

This guy's peripheral web-presence appears to know no periphary: Apparently Hennessy was also in a rap group who were sampled by the d-bag who made the Harlem Shake. That's right, the 'do the Harlem Shake' lyric you hear in the meme-shit-hit is our boy Youngman. They're now trying to sue Baauer for using the lyric without permission (if you really wanna hear the words again, jump to 3:56 below)

This guy haunts western culture.

Follow this renaissance dude @therealhennessy

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