IRANIAN NEWS SAYS US IS SECRETLY RUN BY NAZI SPACE ALIENS

Iranian News Says US Is Secretly Run By Nazi Space Aliens
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IRANIAN NEWS SAYS US IS SECRETLY RUN BY NAZI SPACE ALIENS



Written by Robert Foster
15 Wednesday 15th January 2014

In more very important alien news, Iran’s semi-official, and completely insane, Fars news agency published a series of very odd claims, linking the alien invasion to Edward Snowden's NSA leaks.

A report released by the news agency this weekend claimed that documents analysed by the FSB (Russian intelligence services) prove that US policy is driven by an "alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda."

Iran claims that the "Tall Whites" were behind the stunning rise of Nazi Germany during the 1930’s." This alien assistance, the report adds, manifested itself in the Reich's technically-superior submarines.

American presidents are not absent from this possibly completely made up report either - former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower is supposed to have met with the "Tall Whites" in 1954 to establish the secret regime currently ruling America, while U.S. President Barack Obama is said to be the incumbent leader of these puppet masters.

You should probably read about this silly nonsense on a real news site though, I'd just get over excited and link to this video.

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

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