LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, KANYE LOVES NANDOS

Like Everyone Else, Kanye Loves Nandos
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LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, KANYE LOVES NANDOS



Written by Jack Blocker
26 Thursday 26th February 2015

'I am Nando's.'

Or at least that's what I imagine, as I believe that Kanye underwent a transcendent metamorphosis where he became the blood of anything that falls within his dead-eyed gaze. He is music. He is art. He is the spectre that apotheosized a 1/2 chicken and chips with coleslaw and a bottomless drink, and he can just us easily pound it into dust if he needs to.

Or he just said, 'yes' and ordered like everyone else. This seems to be the general consensus after 'Ye dropped in for a chicken burger and a lukewarm Brahma (probably) before last nights BRITS. 

No word on whether Kanye has a loyalty card. I used to buy fully stamped ones on eBay, but they put a stop to that. Would Kanye still eaten there if he knew that? Probably, but I know it's almost cut my visits in half.

'Give me three whole chickens. For free'. Good times.

Nando's were pretty happy about it too. Delicious purveyors of peri-peri chicken, tax evaders and loved by Kanye West. What else can you hope to achieve as a restaurant chain?

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