LIMP BIZKIT'S NEW FUCKING TRACK

Limp Bizkit's New Fucking Track
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LIMP BIZKIT'S NEW FUCKING TRACK



Written by Jack Blocker
27 Wednesday 27th March 2013

Everyone back the fuck up, shut the fuck up, and hold on to your backwards New Era Hats. And shut the front door and also hold the phone. An old Nokia phone you proudly use to make shit pictures out of punctuation marks with, because we’re about to send you back to 2002. That’s right, Limp Bizkit is finally back, and their new joint 'Ready To Go' sounds like the soundtrack Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 wished it had.

Basically, the rock game has got all pussy since Limp Bizkit left the scene. Rock today is all about lame shit like blogging, going to SXSW, and probably Death Grips. When Limp were in their prime rock was all about playing in Cancun, having a midget in your band, and staying up super late to watch Jackass season 1 so that you were all tired the next morning. So thank God Fred Durst is back, letting us know that he is still finger-banging the sky and calling chicks pumpkin pie - hopefully chicks he made a sex-tape with that he definitely won't leak himself. HE STILL DOES IT FOR THE NOOKIE. Then in a move reminiscent of The Rock briefly being cool with Stone Cold in WWF, or something else I enjoyed when I was 13, Lil’ Wayne shows up and throws down this:

“Fuck the world bust a nut/I'm on this and that and such and such”

Which is basically the musical equivalent of paying Weezy to shit on your chest.

10 out of 10.

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