Michael Jackson's very own Bastille of 'alternative interests', Neverland Ranch, is now for sale. The property, which has sensibly been rebranded as Sycamore Valley Ranch, is on the market for big bucks even though the amusement park and petting zoo have been removed. Bummer!
So if you've got a spare $100 million and don't mind sleeping in the room Jacko shared with Macaulay Culkin or not having a petting zoo, then get Sotheby's on the blower. Careful though, the estate agency is conducting a ruthless screening process to ensure no MJ superfans are given a free tour of the crib.
Here's Michael and his 'friends' frolicking on the grounds back in the day!
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