NIRVANA TO RECORD MESSAGE FOR VIRGINIA TECH UNIVERSITY

Nirvana To Record Message For Virginia Tech University
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NIRVANA TO RECORD MESSAGE FOR VIRGINIA TECH UNIVERSITY



Written by Aisha Nozari
25 Thursday 25th July 2013

It's from a Virginia Tech college student running for homecoming queen. She got in contact with Sub Pop to request a campaign support video from one of their artists (I know, she already sounds like the worst ever, but it gets even more sinister). She makes some pretty solid efforts to convince Sub Pop that it'll be worth their while, mentioning the video will be distributed to 30,000 + students, as well as appearing on Youtube, Facebook, Twitter etc.

Sadly, she fucks it all up for herself right around the part she mentions the band she wants involved in her smarmy little promo are Nirvana. D'oh!

Remember that time Kurt Kobain shot himself in the face? No? I mean even if Kurt Kobain was in fact an actual living person who hadn't died almost two decades ago, can you really imagine him being all 'LET'S GO HOKIES!'

She even goes as far as to say the whole thing 'would be great publicity for them' which is, of course, entirely depressing.

If you're looking for something to ruin your day, have a read:

 

 

 

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