When you really think about it, the thought of Taylor Swift taking over the world doesn't seem like that implausible a concept. She's already got one over on Spotify and Apple, and they're two of the largest corporate hegemonies in the world.

And in this hypercapitalist day and age, that essentially means they're bigger than Jesus. And that makes Taylor God. Or Satan. Either way, Saturday Night Live returned over the weekend and pondered what it would be like if Taylor and her Girl Squad™ (think HAIM, Lena Dunham, Hillary Clinton, whatshername from those movies) took over the world.

Chilling stuff.