26 Thursday 26th February 2015
I've just unstitched the gossamer strands of communication that hold western culture together, and I can't find any trace of Madonna falling off the stage at the BRITS last night. It's not all over my facebook or my twitter, and I certainly didn't hear The Today Programme spend 10 minutes discussing it on Radio 4 this morning.
Luckily, here I am with the goods. Like a knight in shining armour, burnished with a radiant sheen of content.
Also, someone has already made an RKO outta nowhere. Quick work.
Don't Panic attempt to credit photographers and content owners wherever possible, however due to the sheer size and nature of the internet this is sometimes impractical or impossible. If you see any images on our site which you believe belong to yourself or another and we have incorrectly used it please let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org and we will respond asap.
MORE FROM DON'T PANIC