Rihanna Vehemently Denies Cocaine Consumption


Written by Jack Blocker
15 Wednesday 15th April 2015

But hey, I didn't film the video myself! I'm just relaying the information for transparency and - in this case at least - to jump to the celeb's defense. In the clip, Rihanna appears to roll up a bill before huffing and gurning in a manner suggesting she just hit the slopes, and now she's enjoying the delights of the apres ski period.

The singer was backstage at Coachella, and when the incriminating Vine was posted she had this to say:

"N**** your lame ass got some f***ing neve!!! Any fool could see that’s a joint that I’m basing with cigarette!

‘Who tF snorts tobacco??!! FOH witcho “never been to a rodeo so someone squeezing their nose means they’re doing coke” lookin a**!!’"

If I was Rihanna, I'd flaunt my consumption of class-As with the rigour of a competitive eater boasting about a hot-wing challenge. If the public feels they have the right to leak my nude photos or, in this case, film me in secret, then I'd rack up a few lines on Letterman's desk the next time he interviews me on the Late Show. I'd hoover them up with several crisp Benjamins before setting them on fire. If the law intervened, I'd get Paul McCartney to bail me out with the extra money I just made him.

Maybe it's just me, but you almost have to commend the likes of Rihanna for their discretion.

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