09 Tuesday 09th December 2014
Forget the lump of coal, if you know someone who's been a real turd this year then why not bless them with the only person who's more of a scrooge than them - but in knitted form! Someone called Kate Park has crafted these knit Morrisseys in a variety of styles, including that outfit from the music video where he has the bouquet shoved up his arse.
Put simply, they'd make a terrifying present. But if you must have one, head to Kate's website.
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