What do?

You grab your Fall Out Boy shirt and head down of course! Better yet, you stand in front of the line of cops, which resembles a concrete gun-rack, and you say this to a local journalist:

Lexi, 19, stands to protect cops, "I would rather get hit by something than let it hit them." #Ferguson Pic-@PDPJ pic.twitter.com/gF4lLSqAjx

— Lynden Steele (@manofsteele) August 11, 2015

Lol, what? This is my favourite thing ever!

Why did she do this? Who does she work for? Is she sleep walking?

What I really hope is that 'I Would Rather Get Hit By Something Than Let It Hit Them' is the name of FOB's yet to be released album, and that this was one of the most ethically dubious marketing stunts of all time.