20 Monday 20th January 2014
German Youtuber Flula Borg can probably beatbox a bit better than you, however don't get too upset about it, as that thing that made you so shit hot in front of your Kappa wearing Year 7 schoolchums actually looks a little fucked up in slow motion. At first it sounds like perhaps he's speaking in parseltounge to some Deutschland Voldemort. But then, as if to add to the cutis anserina inducing sound he is creating, his lips seem to delegate particular parts of this horribleness to the smaller, flappier sets of lips sprouted from its side. By the end of it, there's so much lip-within-a-lip twerking going down it makes you feel a bit sick, only that would probably look worse in super slo-mo.There's a reason this all happens too quick for the eye to see. I read that a hawk can see 8 times more clearly than a human, can they see this in realtime? Fuck that.
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