SPRING BREAK/MARRY A MAN

Spring Break/Marry A Man
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SPRING BREAK/MARRY A MAN



Written by Robert Foster
09 Thursday 09th May 2013

A few things:

1. Zach Galifinakis has been doing Between Two Ferns for years, they're all solid gold and I urge you to risk unemployment by stopping what you're doing at work and binge watching all of them in a single sitting.

2. Lonely Island are in this one, and can you see what they've done? It's pretty brilliant. For those of you with poor grasps of this sort of thing, they've written a macho spring break anthem (the kind of thing Tom Hanks' douche 'bro-rap' son would love to come up with), but liberally scattered the term 'marry a man' throughout, thereby rendering it useless to the kind of total dicks who would usually have the lyrics to this song down as they pounded brews in Lauderdale. Comedy songs are a curse on this earth, but sometimes they're pretty clever.

Another thing: why don't we have any kind of spring break tradition in the UK? Even just a day trip to Brighton would do me a world of good.

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