09 Thursday 09th January 2014
In some Oedipus Complex-related news, a teenager stabbed his mother before cutting off his own penis after apparently taking mephedrone.
Police found the 19-year-old hanging out of a window with blood gushing from his groin after his mum called emergency services to the house in Haywards Heath, West Sussex. The guy chopped his John Thomas off with a knife after attacking his mother at their family home, according to the Mirror.
Both he and his mother, who have not been named, were rushed to hospital by ambulance with injuries described as life threatening.
Surgeons at University College London hospital re-attached the teenager's penis, and his condition is now stable.
Stay away from drugs kids!
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