05 Tuesday 05th August 2014
Luckily, we now live in slightly more sensible times. Malia Obama hasn't faced the same scrutiny as Chelsea because people seem a little less scummy and her dad a little less perverted. Due to this lack of controversy, she's mostly avoided media attention. Until now that is, when she was recently spotted at The Chance The Rapper show at Lollapalooza.
What does Malia's taste in entry-level twitter rap tell us about her relationship with her father? I think it proves Barack is probably the coolest dad on earth. If he was a ball-busting disciplinarian who forbade contemporary music in favour of classic Jazz and renditions of My Country Tis Of Thee, Malia would probably rebel by listening to Yung Jeezy while forcing the secret service to buy her Molly.
As Barack has taken a relaxed approach to parenting - while maintaining a healthy marriage - his daughter is instead listening to family-friendly suburb rap favoured by teenagers too posi for Yung Lean. Can someone say, "First Black Female President Malia Obama"
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