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20-YEAR-OLD MP MHAIRI BLACK GIVES RIVETING MAIDEN SPEECH

20-Year-Old MP Mhairi Black Gives Riveting Maiden Speech
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20-YEAR-OLD MP MHAIRI BLACK GIVES RIVETING MAIDEN SPEECH



Written by Jack Blocker
15 Wednesday 15th July 2015

I'm just trying to think what I was up to when I was 20-years-old. Smoking weed. Watching The Wire. Watching Youtube tutorials on how to make gravity bongs. Drinking Holsten Pils. Listening to MF Doom. Having overtly strong opinions about 'real hip-hop'. Attempting to back-roll spliffs. Listening to Neutral Milk Hotel. Quoting the Big Lebowski. Drinking double vodka red bulls. Ketamine. Burial. Listening to burial while on Ketamine. Wearing New Era hats at funny angles. Bong rips. Key-bumping mephedrone in Wetherspoons. Key-bumping mephedrone in the student union.

One thing's for sure - I certainly wasn't delivering my maiden speech in the Houses of Parliament as an SNP MP for Renfrewshire South, like Mhairi Black did yesterday.

And even if I had, I doubt I would have highlighted the unacceptable policies of the Conservatives and the failings of Labour quite as effectively as she did. Riveting stuff.

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