20 YEARS AFTER NEW LABOUR'S LANDSLIDE: 8 PROBLEMS THAT WERE PROBABLY TONY BLAIR’S FAULT

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20 YEARS AFTER NEW LABOUR'S LANDSLIDE: 8 PROBLEMS THAT WERE PROBABLY TONY BLAIR’S FAULT



Written by Jake Moss
02 Tuesday 02nd May 2017

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The extinction of the West African black rhino

Don’t even get me started on the Pyrenean ibex, let alone the Caribbean monk seal! If Blair didn’t like an animal (he was notoriously anti-rhino), then it was only a matter of time before it’d go extinct, and in 2011, that was the West African black rhino’s fate.

My omission from the school football B team in 2007

In 2007, Blair left office. The very same year, I was (wrongfully) kicked out of the football B team for a perceived “lack of ability”. It was difficult to take at the time, but the fact that I was able to blame Blair for distracting me made the whole thing easier to deal with, and ten years down the line I’ve definitely moved on.

The deaths of millions of people

He killed all of those people in an unjust war.

Britney Spears’ breakdown

All I’m saying is, before Blair came to power, she was a happy-go-lucky young girl with all her hair and most of her mental capacities intact. By the time he left office, Spears was a shadow of her former self. Now, I don’t want to point fingers, but there certainly seems to be a correlation.

What charges would you level at the former prime minister? Let us know in the comments...


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