45,000 PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO BE DEEMED DATABLE BY THE INNER CIRCLE

45,000 people are waiting to be deemed datable by The Inner Circle
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45,000 PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO BE DEEMED DATABLE BY THE INNER CIRCLE



Written by Esme Rees
21 Monday 21st March 2016
 

I genuinely find our current dating culture quite intriguing. I have reviewed a number of dating apps in the past year or so, some good, some mediocre but never really any bad.

The usual concept is either a Tinder-esque endless scroll/swipe situation or some robot telling you who your 'perfect match' should be. But The Inner Circle is different and it's next on my list.

As much as I pretend to disapprove of dating apps and mourn for a time when people got asked out IRL, I am secretly one of their biggest success stories. I matched with my boyfriend. Albeit after basically giving my self RSI from sifting through so many weirdos.

You have to dig through dirt before you find a diamond. Unless you’re part of The Inner Circle, in which case, it’s all diamonds here baby.



The Inner Circle only want the best. So if you’ve got an amazing job, a cracking ass (male and female btw) and good teeth, you're probably in. This screening process is probably one good reason why there are 120,000 people desperate to get on the list. You're already wondering whether you would, aren't you?

You might pretend to be shocked by this selective approach, but you've got to admit it's kind of convenient.

During my Tinder marathon, I came across a fat bald man lying naked amongst some puppies and I really could have done without it.  I'm going to assume that you don't want bald puppy guy either. Perhaps you want someone who’s charming, ambitious, well travelled and attractive. The Inner Circle promise to help you meet said person. Whilst also inviting you to some pretty fancy parties. From Birdies crazy golf to Mr Foggs or the Century Club.

Perhaps neither my boyfriend nor I would make the cut. And we're cool with that. But why don't you have a try? Sign up to The Inner Circle for free today.

 

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