Unless you like chocolate or you're particularly religious, you probably haven't cared too much for Easter since you discovered thrills headier than a sugar rush. Family, however, is still an important feature of the holiday, and if you want to impress them with more than your ability to get battered on Thursday, Friday, Saturday AND Sunday (thanks Jesus) then why not buy them a chocolate mould of their face?
Not only is it creative, it also gives you scope to perform a bunch of immature acts on the edible mask. Although we are talking about your nearest and dearest here, so maybe restrict the jokes to your imagination. The mould is the idea of foodie-focused art duo Bompas & Parr, who we last saw when they made a bouncy castle out of tits.
They'll whip up a mask of whoever's face you like. It's 3D printed and they're artists, so it will set you back $4,800. But you can't put a price on Jesus rising on the dead, so cough up you heathen.
Alternatively, get your mum a box of edible chocolate anuses.