A TERRIFYING CHINESE MASSEUSE WARM-UP ROUTINE

A Terrifying Chinese Masseuse Warm-Up Routine
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A TERRIFYING CHINESE MASSEUSE WARM-UP ROUTINE



Written by Dont Panic
14 Thursday 14th January 2016

I understand that if you're going to face a bunch of gross, leery, middle-aged, half naked men every working day you'll want to be psyched up. You have to be ready for all those grabby, sweaty hands coming at you.

However, this warm-up looks pretty damn intense, it might even be an outtake from Full Metal Jacket. If anyone could translate what's being said then that'd be very much appreciated.

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