23 Thursday 23rd March 2017
There's only so far you can innovate with a condom - hell, even Bill Gates is forking out a hundred grand to make those slippery bits of latex better - which perhaps explains why Durex is getting into denim. Announced by the company's Indian branch with Bollywood actor Ranveer Singh, the range of wearables is set to launch this Saturday.
Here's some jokes:
*I bet they're a tight fit!
*Would you still wear them if they're ripped?!
*Would you buy them pre-worn?!?!?
And that's it.
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