AIRBNB HOME TRASHED BY DRUG FUELLED ORGY

Airbnb Home Trashed By Drug Fuelled Orgy
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AIRBNB HOME TRASHED BY DRUG FUELLED ORGY



Written by Jack Blocker
05 Tuesday 05th May 2015

The bank holiday is over. You probably got a bit too drunk and a little too sloppy on the white furniture. Maybe that red wine is never coming out of the sofa. Whatever the cost, you had a lot of fun, and with a few more Mondays off around the corner, who's to say a more drinks won't be spilled down the line!

Also, no matter how messy your flat is, it will never reach the lofty heights of destruction levelled against the home of Mark and Star King, from Calgary, Canada. They rented out their house on Airbnb to some sort of multinational pimp with a viagra addiction, who upturned the place during a drug-fuelled sex orgy.

I'd read about this story in the weekend papers, so I was privvy to the semen on walls, chicken in shoes and spaghetti on cushions. Luckily, nothing could've prepared me for the brilliance of the news report. It couldn't have happened to a more undeserving couple. Mark and Star look like they've never done a shot, let alone jizzed on a wall!

 

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