21 Thursday 21st August 2014
Many patriots who shoot teenagers, children or the mentally disabled often have a tough time explaining why they carry their deadly weapons on their belt to their offspring. Even though they essentially are, they don't want the young-uns to think Mommy and Daddy are killing machines. So how do you fool them otherwise when you're popping someone for stealing your disabled spot at Costco? Well, with the help of the book My Parents Open Carry, they'll be able to clarify it for their soft, soft brains.
But don't take my word for it, let me hand you over to the author(s)!
"Come join 13-year-old Brenna Strong along with her mom, Bea, and her dad, Richard, as they spend a typical Saturday running errands and having fun together. What's not so typical is that Brenna's parents lawfully open carry handguns for self-defense…We fear our children are being raised with a biased view of our constitution and especially in regards to the 2nd Amendment. Before writing this, we looked for pro-gun children's books and couldn't find any. Our goal was to provide a wholesome family book that reflects the views of the majority of the American people, i.e., that self-defense is a basic natural right and that firearms provide the most efficient means for that defense."
Sounds like a fun read! Anyways, the book is currently receiving glowing reviews on Amazon, due to it's cultural relevance, progressive views and fun-for-all-the-family use of Comic Sans-when-talking-about-AR15s-typeface.
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