I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist helping this picture careen wildly across the internet. Some unreal lad has proved once and for all that Americans may make the worst tourists after getting stuck in a giant vagina statue in Germany.
The piece, titled Chacán-Pi (Making Love), is by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara, who says it's supposed to represent 'the gateway to the world.'
Which makes sense when you see the kid getting pulled free by a load of firemen.
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