AMERICAN TOURIST HAS RUBBISH HOLIDAY IN SPAIN

American Tourist Has Rubbish Holiday In Spain
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AMERICAN TOURIST HAS RUBBISH HOLIDAY IN SPAIN



Written by Jack Blocker
16 Monday 16th February 2015

Meet Benjamin Miller. Not since Hemingway has an American male had such a desire to court danger in Spain. The 20-year-old Georgia resident made the trip to Ciudad Rodrigo for the this weekend's Carnaval Del Toro, where he planned to pit himself against the horns of a fearsome beast in a traditional bull running.

His choice of underwear suggests he was ready for sport. How do we know what he was wearing under those trackies? Because his white Under Armour compression shorts became visible when an angry bull caught him and tore off his trousers - and then some. While that latex layer may prevent a tweak to a hamstring, it won't prevent a bull's horns from tearing your sphincter to ribbons.

You run with the bull, you get the horns. You also end up having to shit in a bag.

Bro. Not chill.

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