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AN UNEXPECTED AFFAIR

An Unexpected Affair
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AN UNEXPECTED AFFAIR



Written by Jack Blocker
25 Wednesday 25th March 2015

During my commute this morning, I undertook my usual habit of devouring the FT while listening to the Today Programme on Radio 4. Upon my arrival at the office, I perused the news wires, scanned the New York Times website then filed the day's legal papers from Lexis Nexis. I finally finished my reseach by terminating at that tome of factual verification, New! Magazine.

In a revelation that made me spit out my Earl Grey, I saw that Jackass star Steve-O is unexpectedly dating former X-Factor foghorn and current reality TV rent-a-gob Stacey Solomon. Apparently the two love-birds care little for the 15 year age gap, nor Steve-O's history of alcoholism and imbibing raw sewage.

For those who woke up this morning and thought, "I wonder what Steve-O's up to?" you have your answer. It was pretty great when he protested Sea World recently though:

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