To a few strange people, sweat smells sexy. Not to us, it doesn’t. The Northern line during rush hour, with a guy’s dripping armpit pushed into your face, isn’t our idea of travelling nirvana. Fortunately, there’s a product out there now called, oh, what is it? Oh, yeah, shower gel. It’s only been around for a hundred years or so. Some of our favourites come from Anatomicals. They smell great and have stupid titles, including Java Lather, The Showering Inferno, Sud The Lot of You and New York, London, Paris and Foam. Observe...
A step up from the normal boring packaging you’ll find littering the shelves of your local supermarket, they even have daft bits of text on the back to brighten up the morning washing ritual and divert your attention from your odd shaped…you should really see a doctor about that.
Available online at ASOS along with places such as Urban Outfitters and Selfridges, their range also features shampoos, scrubs, body lotions, lip balms and these slippery jelly like things you put under tired, baggy eyes that go by the name of Puffy The Eyebag Slayer.
With their toiletries and beauty essentials starting from only £3, they’re hardly an extravagance and are definitely worth sampling. You can’t unfortunately buy from their website: www.anatomicals.net, although it’s worth a look if you want to see aliens in the guise of bottles invading earth to make an ageing and ugly population more beautiful.
They seem to have this mad strap line which they stick on everything. It’s We Only Want You For Your Body. Well, they ain’t having ours. Except for that last weird intern. They can have his, no worry.