AOL'S DIGITAL PROPHET CANNOT SEE DIGITAL FUTURE

AOL's Digital Prophet Cannot See Digital Future
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AOL'S DIGITAL PROPHET CANNOT SEE DIGITAL FUTURE



Written by Don't Panic
23 Tuesday 23rd June 2015

Medieval prophets would use a goat's innards to predict the health of the next harvest. AOL's very own digestive tract is 'Digital Prophet' Shingy who tells the company, best known for posting CD-ROMs through the mail, what's going to happen next. 

Except, when we collared him on a beach in Cannes and asked what's next after Facebook and Snapchat, Shingy admitted to not having a clue. Young people who know, he said, "just aren't telling us." 

AOL would get more insightful and cheaper advice from tea leaves, fortune cookies or, apparently, just asking their interns really nicely.

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